The Wedding Invite I Wish I Had Received

I have been to so many weddings that I started using funerals as an excuse for not attending all of them.  I'm sorry but I say this to everyone (yes to their faces), I am not going to run out buy you a gift and spend 6 hours celebrating your love to turn around and spend 2 years listening to your complaints about each other and eventually attend your divorce hearing.  When it comes to weddings my motto is "2 years 1 baby" and so far I have been right every time except this one bitch had to go have 2 babies instead of 1.  With all this hatred for weddings there is always an exception to my rules and this next wedding I am about to share with you was the fucking exception.  If you have a wedding this awesome I will not only attend but I will buy you two of the same gift so you don't have to fight over my love in the divorce.  

Christopher J. Trevas is a Star Wars artist and he married his girlfriend this past weekend in a beautiful ceremony.  They exchanged vows in a traditional manner and they didn't make that shit 3 hours either.  A quick ceremony followed by an awesome reception just how weddings should be.  At the reception the couple cut their cake and I know this all seems love dove traditional but this was seriously the most badass cake ever!  If I were to ever get married (which I will never do because I refuse to waste money and then pay more taxes) this would be the cake I cut.  

Now for those of you that were denied a childhood and never had the pleasure of spending a day watching the Star Wars Saga this cake is a dead Tauntaun.   If you want to know what a Tauntaun is then google it or watch Star Wars Episodes V & VI.  Anyways, the detail on this cake is insane and ties in the groom's occupation which is always a nice touch.  

Here is a picture of the couple tackling the cake:

Of course I have to include a picture of the woman who made this cake possible.  Courtney Clark of Cake Nouveau 

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