CHANTAL

1/18/08
Current mood: impressed

So Krystal, Jessica, and I went to The Mission Veo show up in West Palm Beach last night.  The show was freaking amazing, The Ache is like the most amazing one man band show ever!  The Mission Veo fucking rocked the house and I got to dance it up to some Chromeo with Krystal.  Everything was pretty sweet last night and I got to drink up a bunch of New Castles, oh god I should of stopped after two because I hadn't eaten all day and that shit just doesn't mix.  I wasn't too sick or anything like that but I did spit beer on Karsten twice, oh and I dumped his fucking Vodka & Tonic out!  lol!  I was in this harassing mood last night, I think all the New Castles angered me and he was an easy target, I mean he did get mugged at 7pm for christ sakes!  hahahahahahahahaha!  I knew I could take him!  <3

When everything was said and done we were fucking starving so Krystal, Jessica, & I went and got something to eat.  FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!  First I found an employee name tag on the table so I totally had to take it.  Then this dude brings out a milkshake and asks Jessica if it is for her and she points to the table of overweight chicks and says "NO, IT'S THERE'S OVER THERE!"  These dudes started laughing at the table next to us.  Which I just want to make clear that she didn't mean it was there's because they are fat. 

Then I couldn't fucking stop laughing and making ridiculously inappropriate jokes in pure drunken fashion.  It took us forever to get our check and right as we are walking to leave this kid is standing in the front bare foot wearing boxers, a polo, and a fucking visor.  He says "THEY STOLE MY SHOES & MY PANTS CAN I PLEASE STILL COME IN!"  The workers are telling him no and that he needs to leave because of the store's policy.  Yo, everyone was laughing at this kid.  So we all go outside and this kid is now sitting in his beamer, it was a shitty 3 series nothing to oooo & ahhhh about. 

Let me just lay out a description of this fucking kid:  He is about 5' 8", white, blue eyes, super skinny, braces, and pretty much looks like a complete geek minus the glasses.  He won't stop talking about how he stole 5 Gs out of his mother's safe and went out to Downtown Las Olas and hit up a 21 & up club.  He says that he slipped the doorman some cash and he let him in.  At first I didn't believe him because he looks like he is 13 maybe 14 but then he bust out his camera and shows us pictures of what he describes as "hot older chicks" but I describe as MID-LIFE CRISIS BITCHES!  Eeeeew, they looked like they had atleast 3 kids and 2 ex-husbands each.  FUCKING GROSS DUDE! 

Anyways, we ended up standing out there for like 40 minutes talking to this kid.  We all totally thought he was a faggot which would of been awesome because we love the gays.  He claims he is straight and loves women, um sweety is stuck in the closet bad!  He needs to just open that shit up and get on with his life. 

So we all learned some interesting things, like he just moved here from Montana, his parents' are filthy rich, he loves Burberry, he shops all the time, he has a "girlfriend" back in Montana, he wants to pay for an escort to suck his penis like a vacuum cleaner, and that he wanted more alcohol.  At this point we are all just like JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS KID????

Then he asks what are names are...................do we tell him the truth?  HELL NO!!  I jumped up on that shit so fast, Krystal was  Carolynn, Jessica was Jenna, & I was Christine (that's my new employee name tag).  Then he asks how old we are, I busted out with the 24, 26, 22 shit so that he knows no information to stalk us.  We continue chit chatting with this kid for another 20 minutes.  That's when he asks us if we are all lesbians.  WTF?  He says that Krystal & I totally look like lesbians because we have the "scene" hair and make up.  Jessica looks like the only straight one in the group. 

Jesus Christ man, I got told twice this evening that I look like a lesbian.  WTF?

Anyways, this kid tells us how he got his ass kicked at the club and then tries to get us to go to a liquor store or a Wal-Mart to buy him booze, we convince him to drive around the building, we jump in the car and leave.

WHY DOES CRAZY SHIT HAPPEN ALL THE TIME TO ME?  I mean come on, this shit would of never happened to any other group of people. 

Finally I went home and passed out. 

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT THE ACHE WAS EVERYTHING I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE AND MORE!  THAT WAS THE SHIT!

LIKE FOR REAL! 

THE END!